You Might Be A MouseWife If…

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You Might Be A MouseWife If…

By: Sarah

Many people have asked, “What is a MouseWife?” Here are just a few of my own examples of how I know I am a Disney-loving MouseWife:

You Might Be A MouseWife If:

  1. You have four containers chock full of Disney hotel soaps, shampoos, conditioners, and lotions.

    You Might Be A MouseWife If...You have four containers full of Disney hotel soaps, shampoos, conditioners, and lotions.

    You Might Be A MouseWife If…You have four containers full of Disney hotel soaps, shampoos, conditioners, and lotions.

  2. You get mad at your husband for actually USING one of the soaps out of the four containers! (No, it does not matter that I forgot to buy soap! Under no circumstances are those precious little beauties to actually be used!)
  3. You have a suitcase set out that you toss in items for your next Disney trip…even though you don’t currently have a trip scheduled.
  4. You have a Disney trip scheduled and have started pre-packing 4 months before your trip – but are still worried you are going to forget something.
  5. Even your “business professional” attire includes at least one item with hidden Mickeys.
  6. You have a cabinet full of only Disney mugs (most of which include a rapid refill chip, as you just have to get a new one on every trip!)
  7. You hide Disney pins in your sock drawer so your husband doesn’t see how many you actually have.
  8. Every bag you own is Disney-related.
  9. You are constantly on the look-out for the “perfect” park purse.You Might Be A MouseWife If...You have a suitcase set out that you toss in items for your next Disney trip...even though you don't currently have a trip scheduled.
  10. You have 17 such nearly perfect park purses.
  11. You are constantly wondering how you can go purse-free in order to skip the bag check line and get in the park faster.  (Who am I kidding? I’m an obsessive compulsive planner and I could never go without my park purse and the 5,000 little things I have picked up months before “just in case” because you never know when you might need a Mickey band aid, water bottle strap, glow sticks, granola bar, antibacterial wipes, Clorox wipes, antibacterial gel, Chapstick, or a bottle of Diet Coke!)MouseWives_Bags Glorious Bags
  12. Your husband has a snack craving and can only find Mickey-shaped pretzels, Mickey-shaped veggie chips, Anna and Elsa fruit snacks, coconut patties shaped like Mickey, Mickey-shaped sliced cheese, and even the bag of apples has Disney characters on it.
  13. You have a plastic Disney shopping bag full of plastic Disney shopping bags because you can’t bear to use them…or throw them away.MouseWives_ Shopping Bags Collage

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